Chinese eye Hawaii; Arab Emirates have dibs on Rhode Island and Alaska

filed under Bear News Syndicate. Washington DC.

Sheriffs closed down the US treasury today and evicted officials after China and The United Arab Emirates forced the bankruptcy sale of all collateral pledged and owed by the United States Of America for failure to make their payments. It is rumored that the Statue of Liberty and Ellis Island will be turned into a relaxing spa for Saudi Royalty and their families. as of press time no word yet on the fate of Nebraska as it appears that no interest was shown in the state by any of the creditors although rumors run rampant that Warren Buffet may buy it for the new President, John McCain who said that he always enjoyed visiting Omaha and that the new United State of America will pay it’s bills as soon as the new mastercard arrives in the mail. It should be noted that McCain won the election by default after Obama resigned because Bush would not leave the White House willingly. Obama stated  “I just can’t fight the evil anymore.”

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