problembear’s tweets

  • 17:40 need to spend quality time in the woods springing traps and spraying them with wd-40 (drives animals away and ruins the trap-set) j-sayin’ #
  • 17:43 trapping is not cool…. time to ban it in MT #
  • 20:18 languishing in the backwash of another uber-american holiday of too much football, food and free time. three f’s that are bad for bears. #
  • 20:22 @jhwygirl bears don’t rake leaves….silly human obsessive compulsion. i like my yards naturally mulched, thank you. much healthier. #
  • 20:49 hard to get back into this story….all my characters wandered off without as much as a by your leave to their creator. ingrates! #
  • 21:49 plot has cork-screwed into a box canyon with no way out. the main character flipped me off and took the entire crew out for drinks. #igivup #
  • 21:53 way to go new orleans. every good football team starts with linemen that can lift grand pianos with one hand and dig a trench with the other #

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