problembear’s tweets

  • 21:47 @jhwygirl that darn max is approaching slime-devil status now..didn’t think he had it in him.has anyone checked the old fool for Alzheimers? #
  • 22:01 president barry-how about a 90% one time tax on wall street executives to pay for the new jobs stimulus bill? ps/just do it-don’t ask rahm! #
  • 22:33 uncle max appears to be entering his dotage… #
  • 23:19 damn- this bloviating bear started commenting on blogs and scared all the animals away again. now what am i going to eat tonite? #
  • 23:56 @GardenCityBead two idiot montana senators woke me from my hibernation and i am too furious to sleep… #
  • 23:58 @Loucreates i feel for you. we had to have our pet rock put down last year…. #
  • 00:03 twitter needs to install a rim-shot app for bad jokes…..just sayin. #
  • 10:27 thanks @Loucreates it was difficult but our pet rock was very old (possibly devonian) and was suffering. it was the right thing to do. #
  • 10:32 why can’t they make zhou zhou pets more digestible?…..chocolate would be nice. #funny #
  • 11:21 zhou zhou pets are no better basted than deep fried…now i am stumped. back to the old standby….roast succulent penguin. mmmmm #funny #
  • 11:24 wondering if max baucus’s backstrap would be too stringy for a nice stew. marathon runners usually need tenderizing first. #hcr #funny #
  • 11:36 @davidsirota i would rather see max embroiled for 6 hours at 325 with some cloves and a touch of rosemary, but this works…. #

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